Sometimes I think I would experience the most life threatening experiences than go to high school for one more day. I would gladly jump off a cliff than to have to worry about were to sit in the cafeteria. I would give up my allowance than figure out who am I supposed to be seen with, and who am I not.For those who don't go to high school --LUCKY!-- High school is like a jungle, you need to swing the right vine, or your social life will snap. You must stay away from the ape jocks, do not mention the word food near the anorexic baboons. And most importantly in my school, do not make eye contact with King of the jungle, Jalin Joey. Joey is the King of this school, he tells you what to do, when to do it, and if you disobey...well lets just pretend you don't. I don't really know how he got the nickname Jalin Joey, but some people say he spent half his child hood in the federal prison. When some brave souls asks how he got into prison, he just says "There are some things you just don't want to know",and then they get pound into dust.
For me, high school is bad. I have to be aware of everything that happens, for as you know, my dreams are real to me. And I literally have to experience them. The worst thing that I have just done, is symbolize high school with an anarchic jungle.
That night, I woke up. although, I didn't wake up, I just arose in my dream. I was in my school. But this school looked different. It didn't have it normal cement walls, and perfectly square windows, it was a jungle. I couldn't believe it, It looked amazing! I had trees, with hundreds of vines, it had a bunch of animals (probaley the teachers), and it also had a very peculiar smell. As I walked in, I knew their was going to be trouble. A group of apes were playing what looked to be football. They were throwing this armadillo around like it was a football. One of the apes saw me an screamed "Uga Uga Boy Uga eat Uga hike!". I didn't need to hear another uga to realize that they were going to eat me! The whole team started to run after me. I didn't know what to do. I think I saw the light flash before me and show me getting eaten by a group of teenage ape jocks! It disappeared when I tripped over a stick. Wait it wasn't a stick, it was a sword. No time to explain why a sword was lying there. I picked it up and lunged it at the hiker. Then swooped around and bonked the defense with the hilt. In a matter of minutes, the whole team was unconscious or dead. But that was okay, it was only a dream, for them. I didn't want to know what was next until I saw them.Imagine a group of teenage anorexic girls who suddenly transformed into hungry baboons. I think they were very hungry from not eating, I was starting to look very appetizing to them. The female baboons with their purple butts stampeded to me. I was overwhelmed,they tackled me down, and the head baboon was about to take my left arm until a pitched scream arose from the woods. It sounded to me like my grandmother singing in the shower, but for the baboons they screamed and scampered of leaving me surprisingly in one piece. I arose not believing my luck. Butt then, the smell came back. It smelled some what familer, like someone. Before I could realize what it was, I saw him...or it. It was Jalin Joey, And there were no laws stopping him from tearing apart my body. I was helpless.
-----------To Be Continued---------
Dream Adventurer,
Aleks